Shrek dating game scene

I had strong gases leaking out of my butt that day.

Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very loudly. You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey continues to talk, so Shrek removes his hand.) ..I ate some rotten berries. (singing) 'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one here beside me, My problems have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But you gotta have faith...

(Shrek slams the door.) (sigh) I mean, I do like the outdoors. BLIND MOUSE2 It's not home, but it'll do just fine.

I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. He sits himself down and lights a candle made out of earwax. BLIND MOUSE1 Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? (Grabs a mouse, but it escapes and lands on his shoulder.) GORDO I found some cheese.

She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. What a load of - (toilet flush) Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre.

NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME MAN1 Think it's in there?

(breaks the broom in half) HEAD GUARD That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. (waves the torch at Shrek.) Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs.

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