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Every second God remembers you, Every minute God bless you, Every hour God cares for you because... Good looks catch the eyes, but Good Personality catches the heart. Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... GOOD LUCK j c i o ju ch if ok just che if my oka just chec if my s okay just check if my sw okay! The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai 3raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate. Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein, hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein, hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein..... Humse door jayoge kaise, Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise, Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain, Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise 6. Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila 73. ******************************* Silsila pyar ka na khatam hua,, juda hokar bhi ishq na kam hua,, Vaada jinse kiye humse,, Woh dard dekar,, Bewafa hua.......... *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Dil me ab darde ulfat ke siwa kuch nahi zindagi mein Teri ibadat ke siwa kuch nahi. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Dost mere se meri prem khani puchhte hai Jis pe main marta hu wo zindgani puchhte hai Jo khani kabhi ban he na pai Us khani ka anjam puchhte hai kya btaye yaro aap ko Hum to khud bhagwan se apna gunah puchhte hai . So Always Smile and Prove dat U r the Best Tube Light... A young man was getting ready to Graduate College . apne kabar ki mitti bhi de dete unhe, MERE MAUT ki khwaish jatayi to hoti..

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho, Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho, aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho... I am gonna write on all bricks , "I MISS U " and wish one fall on your head...that u'll come 2 know how it hurts when u miss someone . Aisi Dosti hamari ki dil chahye tu har safar har dagar me mile, mar bhi jau to pyar rahe kayam aur tu sath wali kabar me mile. ( , Apko MULAYAM ki akal, LALOO ki shakal, Mayawati ki wani, JAYA ki jawani, KALAM jaise baal, ATAL jaisi chaal mile.. My Friendship is like an onion, Which has many layers in it, it will add taste to your life, but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s Prayers, Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. yes GANPATI BAPPA MORYA #__# # # '''# # (o) (o) ( .__. Dost hain hum hardum tumhare, Khushi na sahi,gham hi baant lena. Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain * vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word) 2. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face 51.jawaab teri shayari ka.... Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan. What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail 72. ******************************* Log apna banake chhod dete hain, Rishta gairo se jod lete hain, Hum to ek Phool bhi na tod sake, Log to dil bhi tod dete hain, ******************************* Ankho Me Mehfooz Rakhna Sitaro Ko Aab Dur Talak Sirf Raat Hogi Musafir Tum Bhi Ho Musafir Hum Bhi Hai Kisi Na Kisi Mod Par Fir Mulakat Hogi.. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Mumkin hai kal zuban par ho laakho bandishen, Mumkin hai kal zuban par ho laakho bandishen, Huzoor zara Ankhon ko guftgoo ka saleeka sikhayiye. Khuda ka wasta kbhi mohabbat na krna ye mohabbat zindgi barbaad krti hai. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ A Smile Costs Less Than Electricity, But Gives More Light. Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!! Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office! 10) Wo na Aye unki yad aakar wafa kar gai Unse milne ki tamanna Sukun tabah kar gai ahat hui socha asar Dua kar gai, Darvaja khola to dekha mazak humse Hawa kar gai1) Majburi kya thi unhone batayi to hoti, judai ki Baat yu sunaayi na hoti..

A *smile* is a sign of joy, A *hug* is a sign of love, A *laugh* is a sign of happiness, A *Friend* like me is a sign of "YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE" FRIENDSHIP knows no season, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing two people together to a Moment called... Wishing u hapiness as big as Ganeshji's Appitite, life as long as his trunk, troubles as small as his mouse, and moments as sweet as his favourite Ladoos. /Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi, Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi, bus yehi gila hai tumse dost, tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi.. If U miss me, press __ (next 2 digits), want a smile, press __ (next 2 digits), need encouragement, press __ (next 2 digits), press them all together and U can hear me! For E.g.: Shoe and socks, soap and water, Paper and pen, Shirt and Paint... Good Night Sleep Tight Sweet Dreams For what u r pressing button? When u need Someone to b beside U and no One is around, Just Gaze up in the Sky, U mite not c me, but b sure dat V r under the same sky.... LEAVES dont' just FALL from the tree, CLOUDS don't just FORM in the sky, ANGELS don't just COME DOWN from heaven n I don't just SMS any1 unless they r SPECIAL. ( "o" ) Dont (, With petals of Roses, Palm full of Holly water, Light of Full Sun, Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew. F=father A=and M=mother I=i L=love Y=you in LIFE whn you get troubles don't getnervous, just close ur eyes & follow ur HEART coz heart is in LEFT but it is always RIGHT Simple Bye makes us cry, Simple joke makes us Laugh, Simple care makes us fall in Luv, Simple Touch makes us feel better, But i hope my simple MSG makes u smile! Kisi ki yaad sataye to kya kare Kisi se milne ko dil agar chahe to kya kare. Dete hai kyu yeh Dard bas hami ko, kya Samjhenge woh in Aankho ki nami ko, lakho Deewane ho jis Chand ke, woh kya Mehsus karega Ek Tare ki Kami ko… Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain, Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain, Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha, Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain ... Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i 39. kisi aur ko bhejiyegaa ,achchha time pass hoga..... I, Police station, Respected Sir, As my friend forgot 2 SMS me, I kindly request u 2 take action on hin & throw away his DABBA mobile.. Often v stand at life's crossroads & view what v think is the END. Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun sa law aisa kehta hai.... Humare sms fir se barsenge...aapki isi chawanni ki muskan ke liye,hum 1 rupaya kal fir kharchenge.. Always ask god to give u wat u deserve, not wat u desire... ******************************* Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaaye nahi jaate, sabhi lowg mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate, kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate, kuch door reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate! Pada hua tel bhi le gayi, Tadka lagane ke liye...!! Smtimes u gotta mk a wrong decision, only to c who's there to help u fix it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 7 thngs done during study holidays 1. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die. A friend is sweet when its new it is sweeter when its TRUE! They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value! U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!! Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy. 2) Kuch nasha aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha dhimi barsat ka hai- hame aap yunhi sharabi maat kahiye- is dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai 3) Sapno me kho jao, din bhar ki thakan mitao, Aishwarya se milo, Ambani ban jao,jo zindagi me nai kar sakte,wo 1 neend me kar SO jao.

When u feel lonely, press ____ (first four letters of ur cell no). Na Milne ki Khushi Na bichadne ka Gham Na Tanha Na Udaas hai Hum Kaise kahe Kaise hai hum Bus yuh hi Samajh Lo Bahut Akele hai hum! whole Day think of [email protected]@D [email protected] Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY? A special face, a special smile, a special someone, a special hug from me to u, a special person, I found in u, Sweet Dreams, Sleep well! Exams ke 4 din pehele syllabus dekha to yaad aaya KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aayaa SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI Apni surat kabhi to didar de Tadap raha hu ab aur na intazar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam ek missed call hee mar de Dekehe tujeh to rooh kush ho gayi, Ek kami thi jo puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzee ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi ????????? Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi 38. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ FRi ENDSHi P means: to FEEL some1 in every HEARTBEAT to FIND some1 in every THOUGHT to SEE some1 with CLOSED EYES & to Mi SS some1 without reason$ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Kabhi hum se jikar-a-judai mat karna is dil se kabhi rusvai mat karna. Jo Ho Gaya Wo Ho Gaya Jo Hona Hoga Wo Hoga Aur Jo Nahi Hona Hai Wo Nahi Hoga Kyuki Jo Hona Hai Wo To Hoga Hi Hoga Ab Dekhna Hai Ki Kya Hoga Aur Kya Nahi Hoga Hone Ko To Kuch Bhi Hoga Yahi Sochna Hai Ki Kya Hoga Aur Kya Hoga Agar Kuch Hoga To Thik Hoga Aur Nahi Hoga To Bhi Thik Hoga Thik Hoga To Kis Kaaran Se Hoga Aur Kaaran Hi Thik Nahi Hoga To Kuch Kese Thik Hoga Ab Aap Batao Ki Aage Kya Hoga? A genuine friend cares without hesitation, remembers without limitation, forgives without an explanation & loves even without reasons.... ******************************* yaado main kabhi aap bhi khoye hoge khuli aankho se kabhi aap bhi soye hoge maana hasna hai aadat ghum chupaane ki par haste haste kabhi aap bhi roye hoge-hassan ali ******************************* rooth gaya hai mujhko manane wala ab koii nahi hai nakhre uthane wala par jaane kyu sochta hai ye khula darwaza shayad rasta bhool gaya hai aane wala ******************************* ansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo... ******************************* Kin lafzon mein itni kadvi kasili baat likhoon, Main sach likoon ke apne haalat likhoon, Kaise likhoon main chandni raatein, Jab garam ho ret to kaise main barsat likhoon. Smtimes u gotta step up in a fight, bt only to c who's standing by ur side. Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you. Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending. Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all. 1) Bina dil ke pyaar nahi khilta, Bina sacchai ke bharosa nahi milta, kuch to acchai hum mein zarur hogi varna "AAP" jaisa 'DOST hame nahi milta.

Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain... Ther E r many stars bu T th E [email protected] is u. To forget me is [email protected] up [email protected] u. I had 2 choose million dollars coz, I already have u... Whn u r alone, Whn u r crying, whn u r upset, Don't think of me!! but i'd rather have it small to have met u than have it so big to have missed knowing u... They CAPTURE THE HEART, PAY NO RENT, DONT VACATE & IF AT ALL THEY LEAVE, THEY JUST BREAK DOWN D ROOM THEY LIVED. **** Khushbu teri dosti ki mujhko mehka jati hai, teri har baat mujhko behka jati hai. But as long as u n me exist, I'll always b on ur face as a smile Rather than a tear in ur eyes. Zindagi ke liye jina jaruri hai, Jine ke liye Arman jaruri hai, Zindagi me chahe kitne bhi ho Gham, Aapke Chehre par Muskaan jaruri hai… Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko 14.1. When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my Window & think of u. My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way 49. Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan. Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste 69. But I hav only 1 Heart that cares 4 u every moment. ******************************* Jis shaam mere lab per tera naam na aaye..., Khuda kare aisi shaam na aaye...; Aai jaane wafa, ye kabhi mumkin hi nahin..., Afsaana likhnu aur tera naam na aaye..!!!! 4) Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai? In my life I learned how 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn t learn how.. The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. 8) Unki yaadon me kabhi hum so bhi na sake, Unke khayalon me kabhi kho bhi na sake, Jab judaai ka waqt aaya to kismat dekho, Hum aankho se ro bhi na sake...

Friendship is a relation where no Charges of Activation, Free incoming, Free Outgoing, with roaming facility all over the World!! Mandir mein jap karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon The world doesnot need more mountains to climb! Dear Customer, We would like to inform you that your true friend Mr/Mrs___is missing u a lot. Sender: Helpline U're unlike no one else in the world becos God is not a duplicator, a creator he is, u're individualistic individualized in your own individuality. Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it & Friendship is like a mirror never break it! L-ight & easy i-nspiring f-ull of hopes e-nthusiastic Sabse intelligent koun: TUM sabse smart koun: TUM sabse strong koun: TUM in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUMPeople often complain what a small world we've got... There is alwyz a reason 4 evrthin A reason 2 live, a reason 2 die, a reason 2 cry, but if u cant find a reason to smile, can i b da reasn 4 a while? Hum kisi ko bhulate nhi Lekin jo hame rakhe yaad Aisa yaar chahiye. Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi ... I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming 48. If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST, and since you are my friend... Love is sweet poison: Do not consume without your beloved's advise and keep out of reach of children and keep it in cool and dark place. Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey 60. 61is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail 62. Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain, Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de 68. A,b,c,d,e,f, g,h,i,_,_ ,_,_,_,_, _,_,_,_,_ ,u,v,w,x, y,z. AISE KYA DEKH RAHE HO i killed all those who were between U AND I.. I hav a pair of Ears but can't hear ur voice every time. JAL UTHATA HAI RAATON MEIN JO LOTA DETA HAI BAARISH MEIN...... I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you. U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!! Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy. 7) Is dil ko na tu itna sata zalim, ki ye mohabbat phir kisi se kar na sake, hisaab jab hoga USKI adaalat me tera, ki wo chah kar bhi saza teri, kam kar na sake...

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain... Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi 104. Love is Pure Love is Sure Love is sweet poison that Doctors can't cure 113. Likewise u dnt knw how sweet u r but i knw how spl u r 2 me 8) The best cosmetic for the lips is truth, for the voice is prayers, for the eyes is pity,for the hands is charity & for the life is "Friendship" 9) These r a few wonderful pairs in dis world, Heart n beats, Night n moon, Fish n water, Flowers n colours, My msgs n ur smiles. """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" When I was born SHAITAN said "OH, SHIT ANOTHER GOOD SOUL ON EARTH." When U were born SHAITAN said, "OH SHIT, COMPETITION." """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Life is small, live it! """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Keep messagin me & win Xcitnig prizes. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Freindship is "More clear than water", "More pure than gold", "More sweet than honey", So thanks for sharing God's beautiful gift with me. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ V often don't express our feelings 4 d fear of loosing a relationship, but d fact remains that v loose a beautiful relationship by not expressing them..1)Waaz qoom ki pukhta khayali na rhai Barke tabi na rahi suhala mukali na rahi 2) Rah gai rasme Azaam rohe BILALI na rahi Falsfa rah giya talqeene gzali na rahi 3) Masjid main marsehaa kahwan hain namzi na rahe Or wo sahbe usaaf HAJAZI(pbuh) na rahe[i] 4. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Ye hichkiya kyu mujhe ane lagi hai fizao se bhi siskiya ane lagi hai. 9) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho, hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost banate ho. 9) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho, hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost banate ho. AANKHO ME INTEZAR KI LAKIR CHHOD JAYENGE YAAD RAKHNA MUJHE DHUNDTE PHIROGE EK DIN ZINDAGI ME AISE DOST KI KAMI CHOD JAYENGE ************************************************** ******* Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum… Aapko sunke janab hogi hairat badi hum unhe pyar karte hai,jo hume chahte nahi. ************ ********* *** Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharaab hoti hai Har waqt inteha ki ghadi saath hoti hai Waqt mile to rishto ki kitaab khol ke dekh lena, Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai ************ ********* *** DIL ME TUMHARE APNI KAMI CHHOD JAYENGE… AANKHO ME INTEZAR KI LAKIR CHHOD JAYENGE YAAD RAKHNA MUJHE DHUNDTE PHIROGE EK DIN ZINDAGI ME AISE DOST KI KAMI CHOD JAYENGE ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum… ************ ********* *** Kisi Ko Apni Khoobion Ka Ehsaas Nahin Hota Aap Jaisa Dostoon Ka Milna Itifaaq Nahin Hota Achha Kuch Kia Ho Ga Hum Ne Warna Aap Ho Sath Humaray Yeh Yaqeen Nahin Hota ************ ********* *** pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti, kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti, dilon ka juda hona alag baat hai nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti.

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi yeh afwaah zroor kissi dushman ne udaayi hogi shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum itne dino mein kuch to jagah bnayi hogi 102. Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? If you fall in river there is a boat if you fall in well there is rope but if you fall in love there is no hope 112. 4) A FRIEND like YOU is a gift that paints a smile in my HEART. 7) Butterflies dnt knw in wat color their wings r but human eyes knw how beautiful tat is. """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" "UDAAS HO" ( ) _; ( ( ) "YA NARAZ HO" _; / /e "KYA HUWA" (e _; / (e "HUM MILAIN GE" (e _; ) (e "TUMHARI QASAM" ( ) _; ) (e "AB TO MUSKRAO" (( _; ) (( """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Sweet things are easy to buy, Sweet words are easy to say, But sweet poeple like "YOU" are very difficult to find, May ur whole life be sweet as u are.... """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" "Mnzar guzar jatay hain aik bar nazar say Per dhonti ankhon main wo mnzar nahi aatay Kuch loog ksi toor per aatay nahi yaad Kuch loog ksi toor per buhlye nahi jatay." """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Missed call to aik bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana hai, Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki Rahon main humara aana jana hai. """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" If u want Success in life, Be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like death & nice like me* """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Are u looking 4 good life? Ae Dost apni birth-date to batao, pata to chale kis din paagal khane bane??? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat. Interviewer ask to girl- apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha- girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam. Bat aa kar zubaan tak rukne lage To TO To TO To VICKS ki goli lo Khikhich dur karo... 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat. Interviewer ask to girl- apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha- girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam. Bat aa kar zubaan tak rukne lage To TO To TO To VICKS ki goli lo Khikhich dur karo... Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharaab hoti hai Har waqt inteha ki ghadi saath hoti hai Waqt mile to rishto ki kitaab khol ke dekh lena, Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai ************************ DIL ME TUMHARE APNI KAMI CHHOD JAYENGE… Tadapte hai din raat par jatate nahi haal-e-dil koi pooche hum batate nahi. ************ ********* *** zindagai ki raaah me bahot se yaar milenge.. ************ ********* *** Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par Le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Jis din se juda vo humse hue is dil ne dhadkna chod diya hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra taaro ne chamkna chod diya 101. Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chod diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phod diya 111. L-I-F-E-T-I-M-E 5) HAPPY moments- "don't forget me;" Difficult moments- "trust me;" Quiet moments- "call me;" Painful moments- "tell me;" Free moments- "sms me." 6) Minutes r small, Hrs r less, Days r short, Months r few, Yrs r not enough 2 b with u, I can take 10 more births if I get a sweet FRND like U.. R u Mail or Femail Answer k liye nechay dekho - - - Bewakoof yahan nahe apne nechay dekho SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o.. SALARY: Never Ending Love JOINING: Immediately R U Interested ? """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Receive my simple gift of "GOOD WISHES" wrapped with "SINCERITY" tied with "CARE" And sealed with a "PRAYER" 2 keep u "SAFE" & "HAPPY" All the day long! """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Na BOTTEL me, Na JAAR me, Na HOTEL me, Na BAR me, Na BIKE pe, Na CAR me, Ab to din guzarta hai apke ke Sm S ke INTEZAR me. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Aapki Miss Call Bhi Kya Baat Hai, Aapke SMS Bhi Din Raat Hai, Kabhi Kabhi Phone Bhi Kiya Karo, Suna Hai. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ World's shortst horror story by Martin Garner contains only d folowng lines:"when d world's last man was alone in his room, d door was knocked...." *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Shama jali to parwane bane Sharab bani to maikhane khule... ************************ zindagai ki raaah me bahot se yaar milenge.. ************************ Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par Le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge ! Hum roz naye dost chahe banate na ho Par jo banate hain unhe gawate b nhi. ************ ********* *** Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meree ho.... Khuda kare teri meri dosti itnee gahree ho..k Naukree tu kare aur salary meree ho........

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai1) Knock! Gud Nite 2) Death: Where ever you go I will follow you. Samjha do apni yadoon ko wo bin bulaye aya kerti hain, app tu dour reh ker satatay ho, wo pass aa ker rulaya kerti hain 5. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye! Zarurat hi nahi alfaz ki, Dosti to bas cheeze hai ahsas ki, Pass hote to kya manzar hota, Door se hi kabar hai hame apki har sas ki ************************ Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge ! ************ ********* *** Har kalli tum se khushboo udhaar maange aftab tujhse noor udhaar maange rab kare tu dosti aisi nibhaaye ke log mujhse teri dosti udhaar maange ************ ********* *** zindagi ko yun hi jee lete hain ghamo ko yun hi see lete hain mila lete hain hum jinse dosti ka haat unn haathon se phir zeher bhi pee lete hain ************ ********* *** D-dastak bhi na de, O-our apna bana le, S-saason me base joh, T-taqdeer joh sawaar de, I-issi rishte ko toh kehte hai ** (DOSTI). 3) Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol : Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r HAPPY..!! SARDAR_behenji, main aapse shadi karna chahta hoon..!!

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes! I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you! Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda na kare...!!! Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!! Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi, har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi, ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega, ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi 119.jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye aur unke haath peele ho gaye 120. I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. 3) Feeling of love Moment of caring Small small sharing Stupid fights Shoulders 2 cry To be together in pain = A Miracle called "F. Jo main sir b sajjda howa khabi to zameen se ane lagi sada mira dil to hai sanam ashana tuje kiya mile ga namaz main1)Waaz qoom ki pukhta khayali na rhai Barke tabi na rahi suhala mukali na rahi 2) Rah gai rasme Azaam rohe BILALI na rahi Falsfa rah giya talqeene gzali na rahi 3) Masjid main marsehaa kahwan hain namzi na rahe Or wo sahbe usaaf HAJAZI(pbuh) na rahe[i] 4. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar! ************************ Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai! ************ ********* *** Zarurat hi nahi alfaz ki, Dosti to bas cheeze hai ahsas ki, Pass hote to kya manzar hota, Door se hi kabar hai hame apki har sas ki ************ ********* *** Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge ! 2) A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service. 5) Sardar trying to propose to a girl, said "main tumse..." GIRL_tameez se baat karo!!

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