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I never forget a face but in their case I’d be glad to make an exception Mark has always been a bit of a hypochondriac but I think he learned his lesson during exam time when he took a sleeping tablet and a laxative in the same night. Well, I do hope that Howard and Mary enjoy their honeymoon in Wales. When I asked Howard what he was doing after the wedding he said he was going to Bangor for a fortnight… I’ve know him for about 10 years, he’s handsome, intelligent, witty, charismatic..sorry, wrong wedding.There is an unwritten rule of wedding etiquette that states that nobody should look more handsome than the groom and I’d like to thank our ushers Dave and Parry for sticking to that rule to the letter.My Wife's best friend/Maid of Honor called me the wrong name in her toast... Add in a healthy dose of that same MC skipping right over the traditional father-daughter/mother-son first dances (bride's father had died recently, so my uncle volunteered to dance with the bride in his place - bride loved it, but bride's mom insisted on then dancing with the groom, and my aunt was having none of that, since it was her only son getting married - hence, bride's mom told MC just to skip the dances entirely).Oh, and the icing on the cake, the bride's mom (crazy as all hell) actually started stealing some of the checks and gift cards from the pile of wedding presents, and when myself and another cousin (who were tasked with carrying all these presents out to the cars) confronted her, she locked herself in the dressing room with all the presents and refused to come out.'' They were not going to Wales and so everyone looked at him confused, and he turns to the groom and goes '' What? but to be honest I was pretty humiliated My cousin's wedding was an effing shitshow as my family really didn't like the bride's family.You said you were going to bang 'er for a week? The reception started off terribly as the MC, one of the bride's cousins, introduced the couple as "Please welcome, Mr. Terry........" Awkward pause as everyone realizes she forgot the groom's last name.The very first and very last time that my wife is going to let me speak on behalf of both of us. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!I heard there was a sweep stake on the length of the best mans speech. No seriously this speech will be a bit like Clive short and not very funny…..
I am actually a little nervous doing this, but I feel a bit comforted by the fact I have actually rehearsed this speech in front of a live audience at the local old peoples home, …
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I read somewhere that a best man speech shouldn’t take any longer than it takes the groom to make love.
So ladies and gentlemen – I give you Mr and Mrs Owen. Ladies and Gentlemen: you are all about to witness a unique event in history.